Creating the first human-made human has always been dreamed of, but what if it were an actual reality? Here at Tarkin Turfer, dreams are exactly how the business model of reality works. With patented Undercurrents creating life in the inanimate, bringing the dead to life and love and thought again is a thing of appointment. Check in with the receptionist. Have a seat next to your lifeless loved one. Carry them in once you’re called on back, and an hour later, it’s like nothing ever happened, and you’re at the Friendly’s across the street having some ice cream and remembering the old times at Fazolie’s.
But think to yourself JUST how safe and pain free the healing process is: Undercurrents take hold of the braindead mater, sounds flourish your nodes like static electricity, and they awake under the Tarkin Turfer roof, happy and alive. Just make sure the rest of your body survives the fall. As well, their Rocket Machine technology is specific to animals and grows ever and always larger within each reanimation.
Find the Undercurrents healing of Tarkin Turfer via Rocket Machine Tapes now before it’s too late, as their Cray and Charlatan tapes in the same batch have already sold out!
• Tarkin Turfer: http://www.discogs.com/artist/3352901-Tarkin-Turfer
• Rocket Machine Tapes: http://rocketmachine.bandcamp.com
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