Lana Del Rey announces “LA to the Moon” tour, forgets to schedule dates for both LA and the Moon

Lana Del Rey announces "LA to the Moon" tour, forgets to schedule dates for both LA and the Moon
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Earlier this year, Lana Del Rey’s Lust For Life debuted at “Number One” on some random list of 200 albums. Later — and more importantly — the album also debuted at “Got Reviewed On This Website” on this website. So, looks like the only thing left for Lana Del Rey to do is, well…go to the mother f’ing Moon, of course! Finally, someone out there is taking their artistic success seriously enough to go ahead and book a show on our very own Moon. It’s about damn time!

Hang on a second…ohhhhh, you know what? Yeah, yep, I jumped the gun on this; that’s my bad. She’s not going to the dumb Moon at all, she’s just calling her upcoming North American tour “LA To The Moon.” Sorry! I hope all the former Space Camp attendees out there didn’t get their hopes up!

Well anyway, yes, for all of us landlubbers down here on Earth, Lana Del Rey will be touring through all of North America’s finest centers and arenas starting in early 2018. Jhene Aiko will be joining Del Rey for the first five dates of the tour (Minneapolis through Boston), while Kali Uchis will be joining her for all but one of the subsequent dates (Toronto through Las Vegas).

Again, I must reiterate, the tour may be called “LA To The Moon,” but in no way will Lana Del Rey be performing on the Moon. (Hell, she isn’t even performing in Los Angeles!) It’s just a fun name. Do not get your hopes up (like me), and make an ass of yourself in print (also like me). Instead, play it cool: watch the video for Lust For Life opening track “Love,” and check out all of Del Rey’s upcoming tour dates here on this planet, down below.

“LA to the Moon” tour dates:

01.05.18 – Minneapolis, MN – Target Center
01.07.18 – Denver, CO – Pepsi Center
01.09.18 – Kansas City, MO – Sprint Center
01.11.18 – Chicago, IL – United Center
01.13.18 – Boston, MA – TD Garden
01.15.18 – Toronto, ON – Air Canada Centre
01.17.18 – Detroit, MI – Little Caesars Arena
01.19.18 – Newark, NJ – Prudential Center
01.21.18 – Philadelphia, PA – Wells Fargo Center
01.23.18 – Columbus, OH – Schottenstein Center
01.25.18 – Washington, DC – Capital One Arena
01.26.18 – State College, PA – Bryce Jordan Center
01.30.18 – Charlotte, NC – Spectrum Center
02.01.18 – Ft. Lauderdale, FL – BB&T Center
02.02.18 – Orlando, FL – Amway Center
02.05.18 – Atlanta, GA – Philips Arena
02.06.18 – Nashville, TN – Bridgestone Arena
02.08.18 – Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center
02.10.18 – Houston, TX – Toyota Center
02.11.18 – Austin, TX – Frank Erwin Center
02.13.18 – Phoenix, AZ – Talking Stick Resort Arena
02.15.18 – San Diego, CA – Valley View Casino Center
02.16.18 – Las Vegas, NV – Mandalay Bay Event Center
02.28.18 – Honolulu, HI – Waikiki Shell

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